Rav Asher Weiss

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Shmuz Nov 11th, 2026 פרשת תולדת

Nov 12, 2026

23:06

"Thank you 🙏 for guilt tripping our marriage!"💍Ain't no ❌ way עשו 🟥 fooled יצחק אבינוWhy was עשו pushing 🏃 so much for עבודה זרה? 🗿You never 🙅 heard of עשו אבינו? 👂

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Shmuz Oct 28th, 2026 פרשת וירא

Oct 28, 2026

23:41

You received, 🤲 now give back... 🫳Too much sweet 🍯 is bitter? 😖"You have so many struggles 🩼 and issues"? "Then daven 🙏 for someone else..."Giving to someone else, 🫵 gets YOU the most... ↪️

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Shmuz Oct 21st, 2026 פרשת לך-לך

Oct 22, 2026

23:59

Everyone has someone 🫵 that they can become! 💪R' Nosson Tzvi fought 💥 for his dream 💭 and made his own לך-לך! 🧳A נשמה בלי גוף!!! 🤯Shoot for the moon 🌛 and if you miss, you'll still land among the stars ⭐We're all impossible! ⚠️

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Shmuz Oct 14th, 2026 פרשת נח

Oct 14, 2026

21:38

The cobra 🐍 that saved his life 🧬 We know נח is a big tzaddik 💪 but why wasn't anyone else? 🤔Hashem doesn't make ניסים ❤️ for those who don't try 🫵All we need to do is start ✅ > 🏁

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Shmuz Sep 16th, 2026 שבת שובה האזינו

Sep 17, 2026

24:52

What Bracha 🙏 do you make on soup 🍲?Sending $20,000 💵 with the US mail 📬 (USPS 📦)Not time ⏰ for waking up 😴

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Shmuz Sep 9th, 2026 ערב ר"ה

Sep 9, 2026

24:00

He's not being מחלל שבת 🔨 the Nazis are! 🪖Get rid of the אחר part of you! 🚫You can fly! 🕊️ Leave the other part behind! ↩️ The rider 🏇 is not part of the 🐴 horse...

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Shmuz Sep 2nd, 2026 Parshas נצבים-וילך

Sep 3, 2026

22:35

"I have a dream" –Viennese soldier 🪖 Rabbi Ashram – "You 🫵 Jews are the real ✅ ones"!Are the תוכחה כללות real? 🤔It's קי קרוב! Right in front of you! ❤️ It's not that hard! 💪

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Shmuz Aug 26th, 2026 Parshas כי תבא

Aug 26, 2026

25:03

The best ✅ way to give Tzedaka 🪙 is to just give 🫴Thank 🙏 Hashem even for 🍎 the small 🤏 thingsHe doesn't ask for perfection 💯 but rather a plan 💡Sometimes the brachos 🎊 in your life are so amazing ☺️ you don't even realize how much you have 🥰

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Shmuz Aug 19th, 2026 Parshas כי תצא

Aug 19, 2026

22:14

It's compassionate to 😵 kill children?! 👶Don't have holes 🕳️ in your purse! 👜Everyone from Amalek is a בן סורר ומורה!

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Shmuz July 14th, 2026 Parshas דברים

Jul 14, 2026

23:12

Disappointed by a smirk 😏 but not for crashing 💥 a tractor 🚜Throwing out a guest killed ☠️ millions 💯💯💯💯How משה רבינו almost lost his גן עדן 🏞️Better burn 🔥 here then there 👹

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Shmuz July 8th, 2026 Parshas מטות-מסעי

Jul 8, 2026

22:18

Tzedakah from a dog?! 🐕 You're living failures ❌that didn't even happen to you! 🫵Get out of שנאה-land! 🛫 ❤️

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Shmuz June 23, 2026 Parshas חקת

Jun 23, 2026

19:39

R' Shmuel Kamenetzky bought 💰 ices 🍧 for his 🏕️ camper?!Hashem told you, so don't ⛔ give up! 💪No משיח, because אברהם אבינו didn't bring 🍶 💧 water?A hotel room 🚿 saved her life! 🔥

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Shmuz June 9th 2026, Parshas שלח

Jun 9, 2026

22:48

Look 👀 deeper than superficially5 reasons for t'cheiles 🧵 > 🟦 > 🌊 > 🏞️Wedding night 🍾 worse then 💀 death?Be an ant 🐜 rather than a grasshopper 🦗

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Shmuz June 4th, 2026 Parshas בהעלתך

Jun 4, 2026

21:57

Let's all jump off the cliff together 💨 🤸‍♂️Aharon HaKohen was NOT jealous! ❤️Helping other become higher 🤝

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Shmuz May 27th 2026, Parshas נשא

May 27, 2026

22:12

Whatever's good for the jews, ✡️ not me! 🫵Cholent, 🫘 then meat boards 🥓 then Viennese 🧁 tables.Giving, even though you have nothing 🌾

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Shmuz May 20th, 2026 Erev Shavuos

May 20, 2026

21:44

When you mamish don't even recognize🕴️ yourself 😌 🫵Proposing 🌹 with a 🔪 knife?!Don't touch 👆 the bottom when you can climb 🧗‍♂️ to the top ⛰️A bochur wrestling 🤼‍♂️ in Fort Dix? 🪖

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Shmuz May 12th 2026, Parshas במדבר

May 13, 2026

22:22

The Rov didn't steal the🥈silver cane! 🩼Kings ✡️ 👑 don't dance? 🕺A car hit him 🚗💥🤸‍♂️ but at least he has a good heart? ❤️ A stain 🫟 on your clothing 🧑‍💼 on שבת, is כבוד שבת! 💪 💯

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Shmuz May 6th 2026, Parshas בהר-בחקתי

May 6, 2026

23:24

Let's poison ☣️ each other 🥰Steve 🍎 failed successfully 💪A Father 🧏‍♂️ will never ❌ let you fall! I can succeed🥇without Nelson Rockerfeller! 💯

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Shmuz April 29th, 2026 Parshas אמר

Apr 29, 2026

22:29

Clean your noses 🤧👃The story behind the Blasphemer 🤬, Moshe ✡️, and Haman 🔺YoU dOn'T wAnT tO wALk WiTh HASHEM? 🤯Bread 🥖 for Tefilin, or Tefillin for bread? 🍞

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Shmuz April 22, 2026 Parshas אחרי מות - קדשים

Apr 22, 2026

23:36

Flower 🌺 vases 🏺 on your head Dying 💀 with an avodah zora 🗿Understand your friend's struggles 😢 (and your own 😳)R' Chatzkel Abramsky broke Shabbos!? ☎️ 😮You're not a zombie. ❌ WAKE UP! ⏰ 💪

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March 17th, 2026 Parshas ויקרא

Mar 19, 2026

23:16

Learn wisdom 🧠 from carrots 🐮 👄 🥕 Bringing korbanos 🐑 to Hashem or just listen👂to him?Cartwheeling 🤸 for Hashem ♥️

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Shmuz March 11, 2026 Parshas ויקהל- פקודי

Mar 11, 2026

22:25

Holocaust 😭 tablecloths for the Purim party 🥳 🎉 Men think it's all or nothing ❌ Women know better ✅Giving up is NOT an option 💪Our BEAUTIFUL ❤️ 🔥 wives saved us!

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Shmuz February 25th, 2026 Parshas תצוה

Feb 26, 2026

24:56

Penny for your thoughts? 🪙Pomegranates in the ק"ק 🍊Listen to those bells 👂🔔

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Shmuz February 19th 2026, Parshas תרומה

Feb 19, 2026

22:28

Scalping world series tickets 🎫KKK (k'ruvim in the kodshim) 👐YOU 🫵 can define the world! 🌎You can fly, 🕊️ my child! 🧒 ❤️ 🔥

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Shmuz February 11th 2026, Parshas משפטים

Feb 12, 2026

24:09

Starting off with slavery ⛓️You better make that bracha 👄🍎~Society gave up on me~😓A Yid is NEVER too lost 🌎If only you knew how much Hashem LOVES you... ♥️🔥💪

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Shmuz January 29th, 2026 Parshas בשלח

Feb 5, 2026

21:54

tbd

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Shmuz February 4th, 2026 Parshas יתרו

Feb 5, 2026

22:49

How can we raise our tefillos? 📖🤔Being raised on top 🏔️doesn't mean you stay there 🚫I don't need your bekeshe'h, 🥼 I need your heart ❤️If you don't keep Shabbos, Shabbos will keep your legs 🕰️🦿

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Shmuz January 21st, 2026 Parshas בא

Jan 22, 2026

22:29

Socks 🧦 in LAX airport 🛫Throwing money 💰 at the rock 🪨 throwersEscape your darkness 🖤➡️❤️Just jump off the building!🏢🏢💨🤸‍♂️🏢🏢🏢

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Shmuz January 14th, 2026 Parshas וארא

Jan 15, 2026

22:09

The worst 😭 day of your life becomes the best 😁When דין 🧑‍⚖️ is really רחמים ❤️Hashem is carrying all of us 🫂

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Shmuz January 7th, 2026 Parshas שמות

Jan 8, 2026

24:09

Why didn't we cry out for the first 210 years? 😭I'm waiting my whole life to play golf. 🏌🏻‍♂️⛳Eating 🍴 matzos on Tisha Be'Av.What was Basya thinking? 🤔Yidden count stars. 🤩🌟🌠💫

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Shmuz December 31st, 2025 Parahas ויחי

Jan 1, 2026

22:55

The lower ⬇️ you are, the closer you are to me. Galus is covered eyes 👀 Galus haguf ⛓️starts with galus hada'as 🧠Just stay in bed! 🛏️ 😷

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Shmuz December 24, 2025 Parshas ויגש

Dec 25, 2025

23:43

I truly can't, or I truly don't want...?

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Shmuz Parshas Bo

Jan 7, 2022

23:19

One drop of Ruchniyus is all the difference.

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Shmuz Parshas Noach

Oct 8, 2021

21:08

You have to believe in your Tfillos, in Yourself and in Hashem! (Your inside should be like your outside!)

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Shiur #1 Winter 5782 Bava Basra 2a

Oct 8, 2021

39:20

פתיחה לזמן החורף. מהי היזק ראייה? הלא זה רשותי? אלא זה מפריע להשכנים כמו ריחיים. א"כ מה המידות? הרא"ש ור' נחום. הר"י מיגש - הלא על הניזק? הראייה הוי כמו חצים שזרק. האבן האזל שואל מאחים שידעו? אלא זה דבר שצורך הרגיל (בית שער)

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Shiur #15 Elul 5781 Pesachim 32b-33a

Sep 3, 2021

37:58

האם יש תשלומים בפחות משו"פ? מהר"ם חלאווה ומאירי. האם יש שייכות בין תרומה למעילה? שניהם גזל. מה יותר חמור? כרות או מיתה בידי שמים?

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Shmuz Parshas Netzavim

Sep 2, 2021

23:44

Don't be content with being static. Life can be better!

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Shiur #14 Elul 5781 Pesachim 32b

Sep 2, 2021

38:03

מח' פרוטה או כזית. האם הבעיה גזילה או אכילה? רמב"ם. הגרי"ז, שייכות הסוגיות, גניבת פחות משו"פ. כאן הנידון מה המעשה עבירה? פחיתת שוויות דתרומה או אכילה? "ונתן" - רש"י ותוס' רש"ש.

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Shiur #13 Elul 5781 Pesachim 32a-32b

Sep 2, 2021

38:12

תרומת חמץ - שיטת רש"י. תוס' בענין "שעת הכושר" ורעק"א עליו. מסקנת סוגיא דמים או מדה. למה אותו כהן דווקא? תירוץ ויסוד החזו"א. תיקון הנזק.

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Shiur #12 Elul 5781 Pesachim 32a

Aug 30, 2021

37:43

What is the logic behind Kom Lei Berabei Minei? When does it apply? Shitas Rashi vs other Rishonim.

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Shiur #11 Elul 5781 Pesachim 32a

Aug 26, 2021

38:39

R Akiva Eiger's question. Teirutz from Pnei Yehoushua, Rashba, Ramban and Steipler.

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Shmuz Parshas Ki Savo

Aug 26, 2021

24:52

Its there! You just have to go out and get it! Being happy with other peoples successes!

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Shiur #10 Elul 5781 Pesachim 31b-32a

Aug 26, 2021

39:02

When you eat Teruma, are you stealing from the Kohen or from the Reshus Teruma? Shitas Rashi. R' Akiva Eigers question and Rashash's answer.

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Shiur #9 Elul 5781 Pesachim 31b

Aug 24, 2021

39:18

נפלה עליו מפולת

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Shiur #8 Elul 5781 Pesachim 31b

Aug 23, 2021

38:41

האם הולכים בתר החנות או בתר הפועלים? שיטת הרמבן מאירי ורבינו חננאל.

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Shiur #7 Elul 5781 Pesachim 31b

Aug 22, 2021

38:23

חידוש רש"י: מעכשיו בצירוף עם הרהינו

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Shmuz פרשת כי תצא

Aug 19, 2021

24:02

פרשת כי תצא אלול תשפ"א Shmuez

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Shiur #6 Elul 5781 Pesachim 31a-31b

Aug 19, 2021

39:51

R Nachum - when does abaye say limafreiah?

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Shiur #5 Elul 5781 Pesachim 31a

Aug 17, 2021

39:34

Shibud R Nasan. Ketzos. Nesivos. R Akiva Eiger.

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Shiur #4 Elul 5781 Pesachim 31a

Aug 16, 2021

38:56

שעבודא דרבי נתן